“I mean, he’s not the worst.”
- David’s closest friend
Former sailor, one-time butcher and long-time copywriter, David resents selling himself. Especially in the third person. Because he feels it’s a lot like self-diagnosing. Exaggerated at best. Totally inaccurate at worst. So take the proverbial grain of salt when David tells you that his decade-long experience in the ad biz has molded him into a diligent worker, enthusiastic storyteller and competent, perfectly decent writer. But really, that’s just his third-person opinion.